I thought I'm a celeb couldn't get any worse; but tonight it reached the depraved depths of hellish TV smut when the so called "celebs" discussed their "jobs."
As it was introduced by Ant and Dec i spat out a mouthful of luke warm, milky tea onto my new bloody carpet and had to spent ten minutes with the vanish out.
Anyway i digress; when i envisaged these z list morons discussing what they do in their daily life i saw David van day ermm... talking about.. you know that thing he does... sit in the jungle, and sim-on-web doing some singing; utter tedium i thought. But low and behold Joe "knees up mother brown" Swash caused much hilarity by not actually knowing what his "job" was.
He's an actor so when he stood up he probably should have given a "talk" on how he used to act in Eastenders; instead he tried to sell Nicola a dollar shaped piece of plastic? Erm Joe, i know you played a market stall owner but that's not your job! When you look in Swash's ear you can see David Van Day picking his feet out the other side.
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