"The" Brian Paddock leaves I'm a Celeb jungle in shock evition.

Celebrity legend "The" Brian Paddock left the jungle in one of reality tv's greatest upsets since Chico of It's Chico time fame failed to win The X Factor.

Paddock a shining light amongst a sky of stars enlightened Britains evenings for 17 days. It's a sad day for Ex policeman and Ex Mayoral candidates, who saw "The" Brian Paddock as an example to all Policeman and Mayors that with hard work, dedication and a natural abiliy for being famous, they too can rise above us and become one of the "Z" list.

We are sad to say it is not "The" Brian Paddock time.


CHICO watch*** Chico will be headlining as he turns on the Christmas lights in Leighton Buzzard this weekend.

Dani Behr who cares

As the second of our so called celebrities departed the jungle of I'm a celeb get me out of here tonight, I am left with the thought.... are we all celebrities?

After all just take a look this years I'm a celeb line up. Brian Paddock - who hey he you may ask - that's right you guessed it - a former policeman and London mayoral candidate! He is then closely followed by 'professional WAGS' Nicola Mclean and Carly Zucker. The rest of the line up is a mish mash of ex actors - former boyband members and tv personallities who have been off our screens for long enough for us to forget them.

Celebrity and fame should be put upon people who actually achieve something! However I'm a celeb and it's commrades continue to promote celebrity culture in it's current form. This only serves to brainwash a nation in to believeing we are all able to achieve anything and that we deserve huge adulation and admiration for our great great talents that we don't have!