The second season of 'Snog, Marry Avoid' started on BBCThree last night (yeah, i missed the first season as well!) It's basically a show of that game you played in school, where you'd sit on a bench and say to your mate "would you hit that?" about every girl that walked by. Unfortunately this show isn't that basest; but its entertaining non-the-less.
It revolves around dragging a load of deluded Jodie Marsh wannabes, in front of a 'computer' to slag them off to high heaven about their orange skin, before giving them an incredibly underwhelming Rikki Lake style 'make-under.' In the mean time they ask a bunch of horny blokes off the street if they would Snog, Marry Avoid the subject; all of them say avoid.
Last night was interesting only for the fact that they had Chantelle Houghton from Celebrity Big Brother as one of the victims. I simply had no idea what a mess this girl had made of herself. I remember her as a naive blonde who disgraced herself by marrying that muppet who walked off Never Mind the Buzzcocks. Now she looks like Jodie Marsh's little sister, complete with disgusting fake breasts, bright orange 'tan', greasy hair extensions and painted on eye brows.
They attempt to make her look 'normal' but its impossible, she is too far gone. What a waste of money, though im sure it sold a few copies of Zoo.
6/10
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